The Lunatics are running the Asylum!

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I was reading my post from this day 3 years ago and we were right in the middle of a full blown lock down, no one was allowed to leave their home or travel anywhere and I was on the verge of calling it a day for the phantom planter!

But then I only ever hide away for so long to lick my wounds, I'm never one to listen too or follow laws anyway to be honest, hence why I'm the phantom planter!

There is believed to be over 10 million UK laws, Thats a bit much to remember dont you think? Then they say in court, "ignorance of the law is no excuse"!!! They're having a laugh, get your Mickey mouse suit on next time any of you are up in court, its the perfect outfit for it!

I then ordered a government certified chemical warfare suit and went back out and attended to my phantom planted trees, nothing was stopping me, I even went shopping in this, peoples faces was priceless, Pure class!!

If you can remember also we had one of the best heatwaves ever back then, just goes to show how much of the pollution crap is clogging up our skies, over lock down I had never seen the skies so blue!

Recently I've been looking for a local writing group, I want to go and hang out with writers and get help and advice on writing my book, so I found one online and it was on yesterday in a well known fancy hotel in Belfast, so I decided to head down and join and as I got to the front door some big eastern European dude came out saying please go away we are closed, I said is there not a writing club on here right now, he just said, hotel under government contract you must go away!!

I just said you alright big man and looked in the window and it certainly didnt look like it was being run as the hotel I knew it as, turns out it was full of refugees...

3 years ago we weren't allowed outside to fart to stop the spread of a deadly virus which still exists from what I hear off and today we are filling hotels with refugees from all over the world!


The lunatics are running the asylum!


Nothing makes sense anymore, somethings not right, we all need to start growing our own foods and being more community based and self sufficient, slowly building a life that doesn't depend on the monopoly board, my delboy always said he smells a rat when something ain't right, well I smell a rat right now!


Everyone should grow potatoes in their garden, its so simple and they can be kept stored in the ground and just dig when you need, its practically and all year round food supply!


We all need to start getting back to the basics and it will be even healthier for us too, stimulating our minds, keeping us fit and connecting us back to nature, its win win all round growing our own foods!


Ps

 ive nothing against refugees just a bit bizzare we've went from one extreme to the other. 


#phantomplanter #communityspirit #paramilitrees


Peace and love!


I challenge you to phantom plant a tree! Anywhere, anytime, any place.....

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